First upon a day, not too long ago, in a very close place, there was an ugly princess. She fell in love with an evil sorcerer. One day, Prince Charming kidnapped the princess and carried her off to a cottage right in the middle of the city. The evil sorcerer followed them to murder the princess. She escaped by jumping onto a short, fat pony and riding into a tree. Next to the tree was a beautiful frog. The ugly princess thought to herself, Maybe, if I just squeeze this frog, it will turn into a Prince! So she picked up the frog and squeezed it as hard as she could. The frog, which was in reality poisonous, burst open and splattered all over her. She began to get sick from the poison.
Meanwhile,
the evil sorcerer and Prince Charming were still in search of the ugly
princess. They became jealous and killed each other with their machine guns. And
they all died happily ever after.
The End
Now here's a superhero parody that we wrote.
Today was a peaceful, calm day in Havocsburg.
Mr. Humphreys sat at
his desk in his evil scientist lab, contemplating what to do about this
unusual day. How would he save the city from being completely and totally
ruined by peace?
Well, as he sat there in his mad
scientist lab, Mr. Smithens was giggling deceitfully. His plan was
working! The rowdy citizens of Havocsburg were finally becoming calm and subdued!
No more of the ridiculous robberies and murders–no, now, people were giving
each other anything the other wanted and keeping each other safe! See if
Dragonflyman, also known as Mr. Humphreys, could get the city out of this mess!
Mr. Smithens’ deceitful giggle was cut short when Dragonflyman burst
right into his window with a bump! “Now, Cookieman!”
he whispered, for that was Mr. Smithens’ bad-ish-guy name. “What have I told
you? You are not supposed to cause me to work!”
“I-I-I c-can do wha-what-t-tever I-I-I w-w-want,” Cookieman stammered
loudly from on top of his desk, trying desperately to look like the bad-ish-guy
that he was.
“No you can not!!” thundered Drag–onflyman casually, while filing his
nails. “And look what you’ve caused me to do!”
After Cookieman knew what was happening, Dragonflyman
dove out the window to help save a quite energetic young boy. He was throwing
away a piece of trash, and Dragonflyman was furious! “No, no, boy!” he said,
snatching the trash out of the boy’s hand. “This is how you do it!” Then he lit
it on fire and tossed it on top of the National Havocsburg Grass Reservation
Park, causing the entire ten-foot-square lot to catch fire.
“Remember, kid, with stinky trash comes stinky responsibility.”
But Cookieman was quite good at sweet-talking people to do what he
wanted them to do, and he ordered them to put the fire out. The National
Havocsburg Grass Reservation Park was saved, but to what ends?
“I’ll save this town, yet!” laughed Dragonflyman, waving and smiling to
the citizens. “Just you wait and see, Cookieman! This peace will not last!”
And he flew away from Havocsburg, crashing into small houses as he
went.
Yeah middle school!
